You’re gorgeous, but I could use a Kleenex and wipe 99% of that beauty off.
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Don’t make me mad then tell me to calm down. That’s like stabbing someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.
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Dear Angelina Jolie, you do know you don’t have to get a new kid as a souvenir every time you go on vacation, right?
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Dear bike stealer: Thanks for leaving my helmet. That way I won’t hurt myself while walking home -__-
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It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.
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Oh, By The Way.
This post is short and sweet.
I just wanted to let you know that I’m STILL waiting on iTunes to import the song 2012 to my music library.
That’s all.
I Get The Message.
Poems and short stories it is. I’ve read all of my posts, and I’m not impressed. So, I’ll get my poem book and I’ll start writing new short stories. Aren’t you excited? There will be a new short story every week. It will be called “Story Time With Austin”
And for the poems, I’ll post them whenever I write them. I hope you like this idea. And on other days, I’ll just post whatever happened that was interesting in my day. That sucks for you, because I have a pretty boring life. It’s called school.
