Little Man's Strange Thoughts

Youtube Stars are Awesome(:

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:05:44 -0500

Hey you guys, aight so I found dis chick on youtube. Her name is Christina Grimmie(:
Look her up!!(:

Merry Christmas. Thank God my mom got a maid’s outfit.

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:19:10 -0500

Merry Christmas. Thank God my mom got a maid’s outfit.

ChRiStMaS!!!!!!

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:53:09 -0500

It’s only six more days until Christmas!!!! My bestest friend Lexie Romano is going to give me a present tomorrow!! I’m so excited!! None of my friends have ever gotten me a present!! I feel special!

Roll Freaking Tide

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:38:46 -0500

Okay, Roll Tide. Auburn just needs to sit down, because we’re going to crush them. I got a cupcake today. I hate icing though. So I turned it upside down and ate the cupcake like that. I honestly don’t know what any of this has to do with Alabama football, but cupcakes are amazing. Well, this cupcake talk is getting monotonous, so I’ll leave you to your thoughts.

Censoring the Internet? I hate government.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:09:42 -0500

Okay, so like, the government is trying to censor the internet. Why would you censor the internet? If you believe what I’m saying, protest on your blogs too! Woah! That rhymes!

I love this song so much!!!

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:14:13 -0500

I love this song so much!!!

This is where I got “snoogums boogums” from.She is...

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:09:08 -0500

This is where I got “snoogums boogums” from.
She is also cute.

D’aww!! Isn’t he cute? He’s my snoogums...

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:07:29 -0500

D’aww!! Isn’t he cute? He’s my snoogums boogums!

"That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:03:58 -0500

“That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.”

"Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:03:21 -0500

“Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.”

"You’re gorgeous, but I could use a Kleenex and wipe 99% of that beauty off."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:02:57 -0500

“You’re gorgeous, but I could use a Kleenex and wipe 99% of that beauty off.”

"Don’t make me mad then tell me to calm down. That’s like stabbing someone and then..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:02:38 -0500

“Don’t make me mad then tell me to calm down. That’s like stabbing someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”

"Dear Angelina Jolie, you do know you don’t have to get a new kid as a souvenir every time you..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:02:19 -0500

“Dear Angelina Jolie, you do know you don’t have to get a new kid as a souvenir every time you go on vacation, right?”

"Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah” “Ok then I’m coming."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:01:49 -0500

““Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah” “Ok then I’m coming.”

"Dear bike stealer: Thanks for leaving my helmet. That way I won’t hurt myself while walking..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:01:13 -0500

“Dear bike stealer: Thanks for leaving my helmet. That way I won’t hurt myself while walking home -__-”

"B-E-S-T-F-R-I-E-N-D-S has 11 letters… but so does B-A-C-K-S-T-A-B-B-E-R."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:00:52 -0500

“B-E-S-T-F-R-I-E-N-D-S has 11 letters… but so does B-A-C-K-S-T-A-B-B-E-R.”

"It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s..."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:00:09 -0500

“It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.”

60sforever: Alain Delon, 1962

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:38:19 -0500

60sforever:

Alain Delon, 1962

Oh, By The Way.

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:34:56 -0500

This post is short and sweet.
I just wanted to let you know that I’m STILL waiting on iTunes to import the song 2012 to my music library.
That’s all.

I Get The Message.

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:33:43 -0500

Poems and short stories it is. I’ve read all of my posts, and I’m not impressed. So, I’ll get my poem book and I’ll start writing new short stories. Aren’t you excited? There will be a new short story every week. It will be called “Story Time With Austin”
And for the poems, I’ll post them whenever I write them. I hope you like this idea. And on other days, I’ll just post whatever happened that was interesting in my day. That sucks for you, because I have a pretty boring life. It’s called school.